Authentic Frontier Gibberish

This blog is dedicated to the memory of that eloquent orator of the Old West, Gabby Johnson, and all those who so faithfully try and live up to his reputation today.

Name: Gahrie

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

And Yet More......

Our Mentor and Inspiration

Monday, April 21, 2008

"What in the wide, wide world of sports is a-goin' on here?"

CNN has just hired Tony Snow!

Sunday, April 06, 2008

New Policy

It looks like I'll have to post screenshots and quote whole passages in the future. As I was reveiwing some of my posts here, many of the original articles I am commenting on now have broken links or have been edited to remove the offensive material.

Saturday, March 15, 2008

Polar Bears Oh My

There are people trying to send a case to the U.S. Supreme Court that would force the government to put polar bears on the endangered species list.

There is a site dedicated to the polar bear, and even they admit that of 19 "sub populations" of bears, there is evidence that only 5 of these groups show a decline in numbers and two of them show an increase.
Everyone admits however that over the last 50 years polar bear populations have increased, most estimates show they have at least doubled.

Polar bears are migratory, and even though conservationists have divided the population into sub groups, DNA analysis shows that the subpopulations interbreed.

Tracking bears is expensive and difficult because of the climate and polar bear behavior.

So, we have a population that has doubled in size, an animal that is difficult to track, and minimal evidence that the number of bears is declining (and even that would at worse reduce numbers back to 1970's numbers)

Yep, sounds like they need to be listed as endangered to me.

Not.

Friday, March 14, 2008

Gabby Johnson Award March 2008

And the winner is.......Barak Obama for his statement repudiating Rev. Wright's statements.

Apparently he has decided to go with the Casablanca defence.

"I'm shocked, shocked to find that hate, racism and divisiveness is going on in here!"

Tuesday, February 26, 2008

You'll Leave My Son An Orphan......

Bobby Cutts Jr (or his lawyer) either has no sense of irony....or has more gall than anyone I've ever met.

This piece of crap murdered his wife, and is now pleading for his life by telling the jurors that if he is executed, his son will be orphaned.

Seriously.

Thursday, November 15, 2007

Let The Reconquista Commence!

This one is for all of you idiots claiming that the millions of Mexican immigrants will assimilate just like the waves of immigrants from the past.

"... Guadalupe Aguiar... added that she considers it racist when parents are told that, in America, they have to speak English. "

Remember, this is at an official L.A. school district meeting. A governmental meeting. She thinks it's racist to mandate English at governmental meetings.