Authentic Frontier Gibberish

This blog is dedicated to the memory of that eloquent orator of the Old West, Gabby Johnson, and all those who so faithfully try and live up to his reputation today.

Location: San Bernardino, California

Saturday, November 27, 2010

Theatre of the Absurde Pt. 2,456,987

German Zoo Forces Gay Vultures to Mate With Females
German zookeepers are forcing two male vultures who prefer nesting together to mate with females, sparking outrage from gay rights activists who accuse the zoo of discriminating against birds of a different feather.

The best paragraph may be the best:

Two gay male penguins, Harry and Pepper, started living together at the San Francisco Zoo in 2003, and five years later adopted, incubated and hatched an egg abandoned by a female penguin, Time magazine reported. But their romance didn't last. Last year, Harry left Pepper for a recently widowed female, Linda.

Friday, July 16, 2010

The Fruits of Gerrymandering......

Friday, November 27, 2009

Happy Birthday

My blog is five years old.


Thursday, November 26, 2009

Once Upon A Time....

...people told fairy tales and Disney turned them into movies. Has anyone else noticed that Disney doesn't call them fairy tales anymore? Now Disney calls them "happily ever afters.."

When did this happen? I first noticed it in the movies Enchanted, but now Disney is using the phrase to refer to the re-release of Snow White, instead of calling it a fairy tale.

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

And Yet More......

Our Mentor and Inspiration

Monday, April 21, 2008

"What in the wide, wide world of sports is a-goin' on here?"

CNN has just hired Tony Snow!

Sunday, April 06, 2008

New Policy

It looks like I'll have to post screenshots and quote whole passages in the future. As I was reveiwing some of my posts here, many of the original articles I am commenting on now have broken links or have been edited to remove the offensive material.