Authentic Frontier Gibberish

This blog is dedicated to the memory of that eloquent orator of the Old West, Gabby Johnson, and all those who so faithfully try and live up to his reputation today.

Location: San Bernardino, California

Saturday, September 23, 2006

A Fine Display of Gibberish.....

After a game that Notre Dame was lucky to win, and was won solely by Michigan State turnovers, Lee Corso just announced on national TV that Notre Dame was back in the championship race, and that Quinn was back in the Heisman race.

Gabby would be proud of you Lee!

Monday, September 04, 2006

Gabby Johnson Award - Sept. 2006

On CNN just now I heard the following quote:

"It's harder to declare bankruptcy, but the credit card offers keep coming"

Excuse me? Even you said "offers".

I must be extremely lucky, because I have yet to be forced to open a new credit card account, or forced to use one. Every credit card I have I asked for. I currently have $50,000 in available credit on my cards, and I am carrying a balance of $0.

What the hell has happened to personal responibility?